End of the World

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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has announced that England will not compete in any future FIFA World Cups. Instead there will be a new competition open only  to holders of British passports. The hope is that England might finally win something but there is every chance they will lose the final against Wales on penalties.

Thank God for that…

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Riberry is injured and won’t be playing in Brazil. So we don’t have to worry about seeing him in our nightmares after a late France game. All we need now is for Robben and Rooney to pull out and we can all sleep better. Oh! Almost forgot. We also need Jogi to keep his fingers away from his nose!