Now they’re having Cooling Breaks when it’s hot. How about intoducing Massage Moments when teams are under pressure? Or Pyschotherapy Pauses for the penalty takers? For crying out loud. This is the World Cup. Not a Wellness Weekend.
End of the World
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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has announced that England will not compete in any future FIFA World Cups. Instead there will be a new competition open only to holders of British passports. The hope is that England might finally win something but there is every chance they will lose the final against Wales on penalties.
Thank God for that…
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Riberry is injured and won’t be playing in Brazil. So we don’t have to worry about seeing him in our nightmares after a late France game. All we need now is for Robben and Rooney to pull out and we can all sleep better. Oh! Almost forgot. We also need Jogi to keep his fingers away from his nose!
Bogies
[avatar user=“Nosepicker“ size=“thumbnail“ align=“left“ /]The first hot summer’s day and Jogi sticks his finger up his nose, when Germany scored their 2. Goal. This could be a long 6 weeks:-(
The Wizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz is more like the Strawman and a complete waste of space.
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Goallinetechnology
[avatar user=“Nosepicker“ size=“thumbnail“ align=“left“ /]German football makes millions. How come they can’t have goalline technology for the 36 teams in the Bundesliga! Presentation at the end of the cupfinal probably costs as much as the goallinetechnology costs for the Bundesliga. How ironic that the presentation is for the wrong winners, after Dortmund scored a perfect goal, that was not given. PS And if the linesman didn’t see it, he should go to get his eyes checked.
England-Poland
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